i am duckie, sometimes called caolan. i am 19. i am a georgetown uni student, and will hopefully remain so for the next 4 years. i am a poshingtonian. i am genderfluid. i prefer the pronouns "they," "them," "their," etc. i am pansexual, though also gray-asexual. i am an aspiring music douche and, ultimately, music therapist. i am a sex educator (which sometimes makes this blog NSFW). i am not particularly healthy in the head. i am an asshole. i am sorry. i am a social justice blogger. i am not sorry. i am genderfunkadelic. most importantly, i am a sexy lumberjack.
buck up steve, your best friend is back!
i’m losing my memory but i still remember what happened in every episode of hannibal.
yesterday i had a tilt-table test, which basically entails getting strapped to a table that starts horizontal and then tilts to an almost vertical position, where you then stay for about 45 minutes and doctors see what happens.
my cardiologist described the table as “anthony hopkins-esque.” i was asymptomatic and bored so i spent the whole time pretending to be will graham in Mokozuke.
i just met the most jewish boy in the universe. i must marry him.
i find margot verger’s surname amusing because it sounds like “edger” and i bet she’d be one.
get it, margot. Get it.