i am duckie, sometimes called caolan. i am 19. i am a georgetown uni student, and will hopefully remain so for the next 4 years. i am a poshingtonian. i am genderfluid. i prefer the pronouns "they," "them," "their," etc. i am pansexual, though also gray-asexual. i am an aspiring music douche and, ultimately, music therapist. i am a sex educator (which sometimes makes this blog NSFW). i am not particularly healthy in the head. i am an asshole. i am sorry. i am a social justice blogger. i am not sorry. i am genderfunkadelic. most importantly, i am a sexy lumberjack.
the only bad part about being 0% open to dating ever is that i’ll have to learn how to do all the long term type housework myself
already i can tell this is going to end badly
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
it’s great cause not no one can tell if i’m the one shedding hair all over the house
You know that one panel from Hawkeye where SHIELD kidnaps Clint off his roof?
I bet that’s exactly what happens when Marvel actors try to give away secrets. Marvel ninjas just drop from the ceiling and airlift them away.
I read that one just yesterday! Yeah, that’s the issue where madam mas—-
Nvm, and my apologies to a certain vague yet menacing government agency for nearly spoiling it
Cara, in “More Than Words: Pronouns Pt. 3 – They Said/Ze Said,” quoting Mike Vuolo, in Slate’s Lexicon Valley podcast, quoting Newsweek.
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
gorrammit this is exactly what’s going through my head every time i remember that the bro is leaving in, like, two days or something to move to tennesee, which is fucking far.