i am duckie, sometimes called caolan. i am 19. i am a georgetown uni student, and will hopefully remain so for the next 4 years. i am a poshingtonian. i am genderfluid. i prefer the pronouns "they," "them," "their," etc. i am pansexual, though also gray-asexual. i am an aspiring music douche and, ultimately, music therapist. i am a sex educator (which sometimes makes this blog NSFW). i am not particularly healthy in the head. i am an asshole. i am sorry. i am a social justice blogger. i am not sorry. i am genderfunkadelic. most importantly, i am a sexy lumberjack.

i try to comprehensively use content warnings, but if i miss anything or you'd like me to tag a certain type of post, please tell me and i will. i'd be real grateful if you would PLEASE tag trypophobia, body horror and images of damaged skin.

this, right here - this is my design.

 

thedalbyspook:

the only bad part about being 0% open to dating ever is that i’ll have to learn how to do all the long term type housework myself

already i can tell this is going to end badly

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

liamdryden:

faramircaptainofgondor:

And so they spoke, and so they spoke,
Those foes of Casterly,
And now their blood will paint her walls,
For all the lions to see,
Yes, now their blood will paint her walls,
For all the lions to see

for Lauren {x}

hey I wrote those things!

^CLICK THE LINK.

it’s great cause not no one can tell if i’m the one shedding hair all over the house

bonitabreezy:

You know that one panel from Hawkeye where SHIELD kidnaps Clint off his roof?

I bet that’s exactly what happens when Marvel actors try to give away secrets.  Marvel ninjas just drop from the ceiling and airlift them away.

I read that one just yesterday! Yeah, that’s the issue where madam mas—-
Nvm, and my apologies to a certain vague yet menacing government agency for nearly spoiling it

In Slate’s Lexicon Valley podcast, Mike Vuolo tells the story of how, in 1971, several Harvard Divinity School students found a way to express their dissatisfaction with their professor’s tendency to generalize using the words “man,” and “mankind.” He quotes Newsweek’s contemporary coverage: “every time anyone in the room lapsed into what the students regarded as male chauvinism, such as using the word ‘mankind’ to describe the human race in general, the outraged women drowned out the offender with ear-piercing blasts from party favor kazoos.”

Cara, in “More Than Words: Pronouns Pt. 3 – They Said/Ze Said,” quoting Mike Vuolo, in Slate’s Lexicon Valley podcast, quoting Newsweek.

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

gorrammit this is exactly what’s going through my head every time i remember that the bro is leaving in, like, two days or something to move to tennesee, which is fucking far.

i stared at this for ~15 seconds waiting for it to zoom in all the way but it just kept going at the same distance. awesome looping.
anyway that made me notice a cool effect; try it and see!

i stared at this for ~15 seconds waiting for it to zoom in all the way but it just kept going at the same distance. awesome looping.

anyway that made me notice a cool effect; try it and see!